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CERTNIE
Certnie as an inbred from Hemet understands what it is like to be one of the unpopular girls. After graduating last in her class and being the president of the FFA in her school with just her brothers and her dad...actually her brother is also her dad who was also the principal of the school, which was actually at her home and her dog zozo was her only classmate who ended up valedictorian because she could jump through a hoop of fire and Certnie only got part way through the hoop and caught her bleached hair on fire ending up in a lifesaving merit badge awarded to zozo because she stomped out Certnies hair and saved her life. After zozo's picture ended up in the local Hemet news for dog of the year, Certnie decided to devote her time to helping others achieve beauty with their hair since it has been 4 years and only tufts of hair have sprung from Certnies scalp. This has not disuaded Certnie from her dream of making everyone beautiful and giving her all to the beauty industy.
